April showers bring May flowers — specifically, peonies.

The big, fluffy flowers, beloved by brides everywhere but readily available for just a few weeks each spring, were the focus of a recent article in The Cut, titled “Today is the Perfect Day to Buy Peonies.”

“Pleasing to the eye, delightful to the touch, and intoxicating to the nose, the peony is a springtime treat on par with ,” wrote Kelly Conaboy in her sonnet-like editorial, before offering brief background on the flower (genus Paeonia) and launching into an amusing Q&A section.

Highlights from that story, which is primed to share on your social media channels:

What does that mean, that it’s peony season?

It means it’s time to buy peonies.

What if I don’t want peonies?

Believe me, you want peonies.

Why do I want peonies?

They are beautiful and will bring joy to your life. And I know for a fact that “your life” is a place where you are in desperate need of joy.

Should I buy them for my mom for Mother’s Day?

Yes.

Should I buy them for my significant other?

Yes.

Should I buy them for my pet?

No — if your pet ingests a peony it will likely have gastrointestinal upset.

Should I buy them “for my pet” (for myself)?

Yes.

When should I buy peonies?

Today after work.